Declassified UFO / UAP Document

Laboratory Analysis of Organic Material

📄 Laboratory analysis report

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A laboratory analysis of a reddish-brown organic sample determined it to be dried putty or paint. The conclusion was based on the material's odor when heated and the presence of calcium/chalk.

This document, marked as page 6, provides the results of a laboratory analysis performed on a reddish-brown piece of organic material. Upon heating, the sample emitted a distinct odor of burnt fat, which was noted to be reminiscent of linseed oil. This same odor was also detected in an ether extract of the sample. Further testing revealed the presence of calcium, as the ash from the sample tested positive for the element and dissolved in acid with the evolution of carbon dioxide, suggesting the presence of chalk. Based on these findings, the investigators concluded that the sample was not an exotic material, but rather a piece of dried putty or a dried clump of paint.

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Official Assessment

The sample consists of a piece of dried putty or a dried paint clump.

The material emits a smell of burnt fat when heated, similar to linseed oil. Qualitative analysis for calcium was positive, and the ash dissolves in acid with carbon dioxide evolution, indicating the presence of chalk.