Declassified UFO / UAP Document
THE ROSWELL PANTOMIME “SO SORRY - THERE’S NOTHING IN THE FILES!”
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AI-Generated Summary
This document compiles reports on the lack of Russian archival evidence for Roswell, a water-extraction sighting in the UK, and commentary on Uri Geller's theories regarding UFOs and crop circles. It also covers a symposium on the scientific study of consciousness and near-death experiences.
This document is a compilation of reports and commentary published by the Flying Saucer Review (FSR). It begins by detailing inquiries made by Dr. Richard F. Haines to the Russian State Ministry of Security and the Ministry of Defence regarding the 1947 Roswell incident. Official responses from Deputy Chief Archivist V.P. Gysachenko and Acting Director Yuri Semin state that no documentary evidence exists in their archives concerning the event. The text also includes a report from the 'World' newspaper regarding a sighting in Runcorn, Cheshire, where a witness, Karen Conlon, observed a machine descending to extract water from the River Mersey. The document further discusses the activities of researcher Peter Robbins regarding the 'Left at East Gate' incident, noting soil discoloration at the site. A significant portion of the document is dedicated to an article by Paul Whitehead concerning Uri Geller, who discusses his interactions with government agencies, his theories on UFOs as extraterrestrial intelligences, and his belief that UFOs are involved in crop circle formation. Geller also touches upon his views on the 'face on Mars' and his advocacy for nuclear disarmament. Finally, the document includes an article by Gordon Creighton regarding the 'Fifth Mind and Brain Symposium' held at the Institute of Psychiatry in London, which explored scientific evidence for human survival after death and the potential for the mind to operate independently of the brain, citing research by Professor Robert Jahn and Dr. Peter Fenwick.
The findings of these studies have established that there is (no material) (existing) in the documentary archives of interest to your questions.
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Official Assessment
The Central Archives of the Ministry of Defence have carried out a search on material/subjects of interest to you. The findings of these studies have established that there is (no material) (existing) in the documentary archives of interest to your questions.
Official Russian archives claim no records exist regarding the Roswell incident. Other reports suggest ongoing UAP activity involving water theft and animal mutilation.
Witnesses
Key Persons
- Richard F. HainesFSR Consultant and former NASA scientist
- Pavel PopovichFormer cosmonaut and head of the Russian UFO Center
- V.P. GysachenkoDeputy Chief Archivist
- Yuri SeminActing Director of the Center
- Uri GellerSelf-proclaimed circle-maker and public speaker
- Doug BowerSelf-proclaimed circle-maker
- Peter RobbinsAmerican researcher
- Peter FenwickDr. of the Institute of Psychiatry and the Maudsley Hospital